The following is a combination of the endings of Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien, and A Dance with Dragons, by George R.R. Martin (what’s up with the RRs, btw?) Sam got up. He was dazed, and blood streaming from his head dripped in his eyes. He groped forward, and then he saw a…

David looked at the page again. The Deliverator. What kind of name was that? Briefly he wondered if it was an actual word – but no, it was obviously made-up. David skimmed the rest of page one. There were several words he did not recognize, which was probably wrong. David usually got Perfect on the New…